An autistic trader with a face like a closed market and the wit to match β dragging his hapless mate Ulysses Balls through misadventures that defy both logic and risk management.
Two men. One brain cell, shared on a rotating basis. Infinite poor decisions.
Autistic, brilliant, and devastatingly literal. Timmy reads order books like bedtime stories and reacts to total catastrophe with the emotional range of a closed candle. He is never wrong β he is merely early, and very, very flat about it.
Loud, loyal, and allergic to consequences. Ulysses has never met a leveraged position he didn't like or a plan he couldn't ruin. Where Timmy sees risk, Ulysses sees "a vibe." Somehow still standing. Nobody knows how.
Click through, or use your arrow keys. A complete misadventure in six panels.
Genuine, unfiltered Timmy wisdom. Delivered with the warmth of a margin call.
The complete saga so far. Some released, some still being argued about by the artist.
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